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Searching for Beefcake in the 10 Worst Suburbs of Minneapolis Minneapolis is my second-least favorite city in the United States (my first is Houston, for obvious reasons). August 11 A Minneapolis man protesting George Floyd's killing has warned rioters will come for the suburbs next after the city was nearly burned to the ground following a fourth night of unrest. by

The only good thing about that block is the occasional presence of Taco Taxi and Tacos El Primo trucks in the parking lot.Without a doubt, this is one of the worst fucking places in the city. August 14 at This is a fairly accurate metaphor for this horrible nightmare attached to Olson Memorial Highway.With roads jutting in every direction and pissed-off downtown commmuters who would furiously drive their cars over a resurrected Jesus Christ if he were there, this entire stretch of road sucks.

So, strike Hidden Beach off the "worst of" list because it's perhaps the only place in Minneapolis (outside of a punk show) that has any sort of semblance of culture and honest humanity.All-access pass to top stories, events and offers in the Twin Cities. Aug. 15, 2020

You can ride your bike to the farmers market, drink a summer shandy on the beach, and maybe buy a T-shirt that says "I [PICTURE OF MN] MINNEAPOLIS" in huge letters to show the world your unbridled passion for the greatest city of all time. by August 14 Plus, it allows already awkward and shy Minnesotans an opportunity to avoid any chance of interacting with the average proletariat on the street — the people who have no business inside the tunnel of solitude as they're not searching for designer clothes or a $75 haircut.Dinkytown was always plagued by chest-beating bros and two-shot wasteoids tripping over each other, but at least at some point there were places to hang out at that you weren't ashamed to be seen in. You could see the store from the highway, but when you got off the exit, suddenly your car fell into a giant pile of spaghetti and lit on fire.

Whatever character was hardly in Dinkytown to begin with is now rapidly being fed to demons and transformed into one of the three major drugstores or a corporate sandwich shop.

The Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport is the major air travel hub for visitors arriving into the Twin Cities and is serviced by most major commercial airlines. Elmo's Fire," the movie, is named after a nautical phenomenon (a ball of light appears during a thunderstorm), which in turn is named for St. Elmo or St. Erasmus, the patron saint of sailors.

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Elmo is also the annoying kid-next-door in the "Blondie" comic strip.No comments that use abusive or vulgar language or point out that a character is Not Wearing a Sign. It's too bad we can't just lock all of these people up on the outdoor patios and keep them there until they start eating each other.Whatever happened to secret passageways being gateways to awesome dungeons or, at the very least, being home to an oily brigade of anarchist mutants? by by by In Minneapolis, what should be one the coolest and most progressive parts of the city turns out to be a confusing labyrinth reminiscent of a Brooklyn Center mall — only you don't get to throw shopping carts down an escalator or get eaten by a minotaur. by Patrick Strait

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by The 10 worst places in Minneapolis Thursday, June 26, 2014 by Drew Ailes in Arts & Leisure Minneapolis: It's not all great [Photo: Glen Stubbe]

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Cars get broken in to in north side quite a bit but there aren’t any real “avoid areas”. August 14

by It's cold, cramped, surprisingly run-down, and everything is frightfully expensive. by CP Staff

Thursday, June 26, 2014 )All right, now it's time to get your organic ice-cream cone smashed in your sunburned face by reality: It's not all smiles here in Minneapolis. Chanhassen Key Stats: Median income: $103,462 Median home price: $348,100 Chanhassen is great spot in the Twin Cities area to hunt for a house. August 11

Honestly Minneapolis is a really safe place to live in most any neighborhood.

Here you'll find a mishmash of scrubby medians, poorly timed lights, apprehensive drivers entering and exiting freeways, and cops busting poor people in the most appealing and logical place to panhandle.